Category: Joke Board
A new Georgia Tech study says some Roomba owners
become emotionally attached to the robotic vacuum.
Some have named them, dressed them -— even introduced
them to parents. ("Honey, we really need to have a
talk about your new boyfriend. He... well, he sucks.")
The Top 12 Signs You've Become
Too Involved With an Appliance
12> You keep the microwave's clock set to the exact hour and
minute you first spotted it in the Best Buy Scratch 'n'
Dent section.
11> Ninety percent of your body is covered with *perfectly* round
hickeys.
10> Your refrigerator is wearing a tiger-print thong and assless
chaps.
9> Every time you walk by your fax machine, it spits out another
copy of the restraining order telling you to stay 500 feet away.
8> You saved a lock of its first carpet lint in a scrapbook.
7> The Radio Shack guys start stacking up the boxes of D-cells
as soon as you pull up outside.
6> "Do you, Frank, take serial #57-44521RV, to have and to hold..."
5> Sure, some people throw a toaster in the tub when it's plugged
in, but *you* leave it unplugged so it can safely enjoy
the scent of the lavender bubble beads you bought it.
4> When the UPS guy brought it to your house, you videotaped
the delivery.
3> It's stored in a velvet-lined cabinet that's rigged to play
Ravel's "Bolero" whenever the door is opened.
2> Your doodle pad's covered with experimental "Mrs. Coffee"
signatures.
and the Number 1 Sign You've
Become Too Involved With an Appliance...
1> Look, it's really quite simple: You're too involved if you
put something of yours inside it or vice-versa. Are we clear?
rofl! That is so wrong on so many levels!!
That was funny. You know something, I hate to say it, but, Bob is on to something. These lists. Lists lists lists that's all we're seeing. Becky when are you going to bring the honey do list? You know, honey do this, and honey do that? Oh wait, I saw that post already. You know the one about the steps needin fixin, the fridge needin fixin, and well, you get the point. By the way, do you have Betty Crocker stamped on your forehead, I could really use a cake.
Watch my swagga as I leave this post.
Nem
I happen to like lists. So deal with it!
I'll give you a list!
Let me see if my felllow zoners can come up with a list for you Miss Bug eyed.
Here's how it will work.
The top ten list "why Becky's lists suck".
10. Because there's a vaccuum in outer space.
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